Our Worst Travel Photos

Guys, just in case you'd started to this that our trip was all champagne and sunsets and beautiful couple photos like this one here, I want to share a few photos with you.

Us lookin' good at the Salt Flats in Bolivia

Us lookin' good at the Salt Flats in Bolivia

Here are some of our epically bad photos from the trip so far.  This is just one post of three.  Enjoy!

Are we kissing?  Am I eating his face?  

Are we kissing?  Am I eating his face?  

We'd climbed a hill in Mancora, Peru.  WHAT ARE THESE FACES?

We'd climbed a hill in Mancora, Peru.  WHAT ARE THESE FACES?

We were supposed to go on a fantastic bike ride through Kruger National Park.  Our bikes broke 5 minutes in, and we waited by the road for 45 minutes while the guides attempted to fix them.  They were not successful.

We were supposed to go on a fantastic bike ride through Kruger National Park.  Our bikes broke 5 minutes in, and we waited by the road for 45 minutes while the guides attempted to fix them.  They were not successful.

We were at a soccer game in Ecuador.  Nate's face is the best.

We were at a soccer game in Ecuador.  Nate's face is the best.

Rockin' some sweet windblown hair.

Rockin' some sweet windblown hair.

So glad we have this beauty of me opening a granola bar and Nate looking like a weirdo.

So glad we have this beauty of me opening a granola bar and Nate looking like a weirdo.

My face is beet red because the Inca Trail is freaking HARD and I had just cried about it.  

My face is beet red because the Inca Trail is freaking HARD and I had just cried about it.  

In my defense, I'd taken a bunch of seasickness meds to get through the boat ride.  Side effect: They make you SUPER sleepy.

In my defense, I'd taken a bunch of seasickness meds to get through the boat ride.  Side effect: They make you SUPER sleepy.

Beautiful Tuscan countryside... and my butt.

Beautiful Tuscan countryside... and my butt.

NAILED IT.

NAILED IT.

Easy, breezy, scuba dive girl (with her eyes closed).

Easy, breezy, scuba dive girl (with her eyes closed).

On one of our many VERY romantic dinner dates.

On one of our many VERY romantic dinner dates.

All dolled up in rafting gear and feelin' like a SUMO wrestler.

All dolled up in rafting gear and feelin' like a SUMO wrestler.

A bit of wind malfunction here.

A bit of wind malfunction here.

Okay but NO ONE looks good in a wet suit.

Okay but NO ONE looks good in a wet suit.

Do a fun jumpy photo, they said.  It will look great, they said.

Do a fun jumpy photo, they said.  It will look great, they said.

I'll just be here looking super awkward on this bike, y'all.

I'll just be here looking super awkward on this bike, y'all.

I was clearly ready for this photo to be taken.

I was clearly ready for this photo to be taken.

This was our FIRST DAY in an African game park waiting to see elephants.  

This was our FIRST DAY in an African game park waiting to see elephants.  

On a beautiful boat ride in Bolivia.

On a beautiful boat ride in Bolivia.

So glad we have this photo.  I think I'm marveling at the sky or something?

So glad we have this photo.  I think I'm marveling at the sky or something?

NO ONE makes bed bug bites look this good.

NO ONE makes bed bug bites look this good.

Rockin' his open-mouthed selfie face.

Rockin' his open-mouthed selfie face.

I call this one "Male Model Poses with Hyena"

I call this one "Male Model Poses with Hyena"

Two words: Man Boobies.

Two words: Man Boobies.

Nate in the airport lounge in Sao Paulo realizing he's out of wine.  

Nate in the airport lounge in Sao Paulo realizing he's out of wine.  

Despite his face, this mud spa was actually not painful.

Despite his face, this mud spa was actually not painful.

Thank GOD Nate thought to take this important selfie of him eating a sandwich.

Thank GOD Nate thought to take this important selfie of him eating a sandwich.

The Hunch Back of the Bolivian Salt Flats.

The Hunch Back of the Bolivian Salt Flats.

Stitches selfie in a mission hospital in South Africa after Nate got bitch slapped by a surf board.

Stitches selfie in a mission hospital in South Africa after Nate got bitch slapped by a surf board.

Just a topless man enjoying some alone time with his phone at Kruger National Park.

Just a topless man enjoying some alone time with his phone at Kruger National Park.

Nate had just finished telling me that he doesn't like aquariums.  I'd dragged him to the one in Cape Town.  Not havin' a good time.

Nate had just finished telling me that he doesn't like aquariums.  I'd dragged him to the one in Cape Town.  Not havin' a good time.

We were definitely not ready for this one.

We were definitely not ready for this one.

Nate looks adorable.  I look like a drowned rat.

Nate looks adorable.  I look like a drowned rat.

This selfie on the Wild Coast in South Africa is definitely one to hold onto.

This selfie on the Wild Coast in South Africa is definitely one to hold onto.

SO excited to be shark cage diving in Cape Town. Can't wait.  

SO excited to be shark cage diving in Cape Town. Can't wait.  

Pumped and awkward while we wait for meerkats to pop out of their hole!

Pumped and awkward while we wait for meerkats to pop out of their hole!

I don't know why I insisted on taking this selfie immediately after we'd woken up in our tent in South Africa.

I don't know why I insisted on taking this selfie immediately after we'd woken up in our tent in South Africa.

These goobers.  

These goobers.